[Wade steps out of Nate's room when he startles at the sight of some 'tall dark and scheming' staring back at him as he closes the door behind him. He jumps a bit, but it's mostly theatrics, clutching his chest and pressing against the door.]

What in the Tom Hiddleston fuck!? Don't sneak up on a guy like that! I nearly shit myself. That would have been a terrible first impression!

[Because the one he's making right now is apparently a good one?]